You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
no, he came in my armpit
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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