I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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