Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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