I am spending my child support on dildos
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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