I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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