NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
