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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept

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• (470): View more from Georgia

  My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.

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• (518): View more from New York

  That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  At what part of the night did you guys leave?

  (406): View more from Montana

  After my hot tub cannonball.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Drake has all the answers

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• (805): View more from California

  I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.

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• (310): View more from California

  No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.

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