I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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