You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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