(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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