Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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