Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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