Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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