I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I'm always down for nudity.
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