You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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