she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Randomize
