I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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