My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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