Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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