Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Green mimosas i think yes
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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