Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I need water and some morals
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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