Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
