i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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