yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
