please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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