Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My vagina is very pro this idea
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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