I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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