wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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