I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
This is my gift to your gina
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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