roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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