I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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