An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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