I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
