I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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