we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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