Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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