So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
ok first of all what the fuck
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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