3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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