Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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