I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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