They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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