Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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