is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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