i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i barfeds in our rink
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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