you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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