Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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