Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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