I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Come see our sink grown plant.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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