my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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