This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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