Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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